Category Archives: Funny

Still More from the Deaf Ears Department

December 3, 2010 – 7:40 am

I took the sandwich back to the counter and said, I ordered a single, no cheese, with mustard and extra pickle. OKAY… (pointing at the unwrapped burger on the counter) SO WHAT’S WRONG WITH THAT? Uh, it’s a bacon cheeseburger. OH. WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT? Really? A single, no cheese, with mustard and extra [...]

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Back Pain

July 9, 2009 – 10:43 am

Okay; it’s official. I’m old. I’ve been throwing out my back for over 30 years. It’s normally caused by some strenuous and repeated movement that days later makes the muscles pull on the spine. Recently, Susan and I have been laying pavers, building a large patio at our new house. Thousands of these concrete blocks [...]

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The Prayer of a Child

May 16, 2007 – 11:50 am

Well, we got Susan’s (my wife) mother moved from Ohio to here in North Carolina. A friend came to help me and brought two of his sons to help move her into the home. An aid took my mother-in-law, Mary, to her room in a wheelchair without the feet attachments on the chair. Mary is [...]

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Obituary of the Late Mr. Common Sense

May 10, 2007 – 5:52 pm

The world has my deepest sympathy. Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such [...]

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Mohawk

May 8, 2007 – 11:56 am

Congratulations to Danny and Chris who have just moved their Church Street Barber Shop into the historic Downtown Barber Shop in Burlington, NC. I went in to get my hair cut this morning and it looks like they’ll be having a steady flow of traffic. I even saw my old buddy, Darrell Mansfield in there. [...]

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Sleepy Kittens

December 14, 2006 – 7:14 pm

Okay…I don’t which one is the best. I just wish the videos were longer. Loading… Loading…

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A Reason to Dry Clean

November 24, 2006 – 7:28 am

Now this is a funny video; I don’t care what denomination you are! Chris Holmes (a member of my church) said this video shows the reason Quakers “dry clean.”

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